alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(Source: skateordiekillua)